December 2011
Harry Styles has a dig bick. Reblog this if you...
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The story of cowman.
Louis: Basically, the story was, i think it was some kind of sheep.
Harry: It was a cow.
Zayn: Yea it was a cow.
Louis: And it was making, like, a noise like cows do.
All of them: Mooooooooooooooooo
Zayn: It sounded like a person.
Louis: And Liam being the heroic man that he is, decided that he would go out there and try to save this man, which infact was a cow. Umm...
Liam: *laughs*
Lous: Anyways, so he hopped over the gate to this field at Harry's stepdads place. And he kind of looked around and shouted 'HELLLLOO does anyone need any help?!'
Niall: *laughs that AMAZING LAUGH OF HIS*
Harry: It was like, completely dark, and he stood on the fence going 'Is anybody out there, Is anybody out there?!'
-Ok so now they start saying stuff i don't understand cause they're all talking at the same time-
Louis: Anyways, we didn't finish it off. So then we all went back in, sat around the fire for a little bit and then decided to go to sleep. But infact, quite embarrassingly, even though we were 99% sure it was a cow, we didn't really dare sleep in our own beds. We actually slept on mattresses on the floor next to each other cause we had no key to the door and we thought the cowman would come in.
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If I ever meet the boys.
Me: Hello
Boys: Hi
Me: Can you sign this?
Boys: Sure
Me: Can I take a picture with you?
Boys: Sure
Me: I love you.
END OF STORY
If I ever meet Zayn Malik.
Me: I like your shirt
Zayn: Awh thanks babes
Me: I bet it looks better on the floor
Zayn: what?
Me: What.
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